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Friday, April 9, 2010

ACT 30: Quotes

These are some of the funniest quotes I've ever came across. Enjoy!

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

There are a lot more but I'll just stop here.

Curtain Call @ 3:31 PM

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